Kavanaugh. I don’t claim to be a smart man. I never have. However, I do feel like I have some common sense. So here is my take on this whole stupid Kavanaugh thing. If you have evidence that he is … Continue reading I’m going to say something about this, but I didn’t want to.
Now we have to listen to stories of his travel. How the plane didn’t let active military board first, “and that’s just not right!” That Skywest Alaska plane? MAN!!! Super comfortable. He’s literally giving us the play-by-fucking-play of his flight … Continue reading He’s back. The smell is with him.
So, almost 2 years now, and so much has changed! No, not really. Half of y’all thought I was dead, amiright? Yeah, you know you did. Okay, some changes. Still hate myself. OH wait, we were talking CHANGES. I got … Continue reading Ch-Ch-Ch Changes.
Isis Has Flooded Europe I get that it is difficult for a lot of people (liberal morons) to wrap their heads around the fact that there are people out there who want to murder you simply because you are the … Continue reading ISIS Wants to Kill You, Moron
I’m really tired of this shit. All of it. Really. Like, I just don’t see the point at all. I was chatting with my wife about Christmas because we are not Jehovah’s dumbasses and she mentioned that my son would … Continue reading I Am Officially Exhausted
This is why we can celebrate and partake in football, tennis, etc. without facing the wrath of Jehovah. Because the bible is riddled with examples of when Jesus played Cricket with the Apostles. He played tennis with the Governing Body and … Continue reading Just a Reminder
I have infiltrated the JW’s! Not really; I have just “friended” one. They are not disappointing at all. I mean, they are because of how they are messing with people, but honestly, they are not really doing too much damage to … Continue reading Jehovah wants you to be stupid. uh-Duh.
I’ll bet you thought I was dead. Killed myself in the backyard or something. Nope. I’m transforming. I still hate Jehovah’s Witnesses because they are smug douchebags. (I’m actually hoping that changes) I still hate people who brag about how … Continue reading It’s been a while now.
We used to play games around Christmas time here in the office. We would play that game where you bring a present, and take a number. Then when your number comes up, you can either take an unwrapped present or … Continue reading Happy Memories of Christmas Past as Jehovah Cried
That saying is old. I suspect it got misreported along the way somewhere. I think the original saying was, “Being smart means never having to say you’re sorry.” I think today’s equivalent would be, “Being a programmer means never having … Continue reading Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry
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