“I wanted to show it to you before I touched it.”
It was this statement that inspired, no… insisted I create this page. From time to time, I get one of these that I can’t say and I need to be able to. So here we are, I will update it from time to time, when I can with actual statements I hear in this office. I won’t make any of these up, I’ll just report them here.
What? … Childish?
Whatever, shut the fuck up.
“How do I always lose the cord?”
It seemed funny at the time…
“It’s still black… and super old.”
“I don’t know why it’s so hard.”
I Hate Thinking This Stuff 